The beast that guarded Thebes
has the head of
Elizabeth Taylor,
the breasts of Jayne Mansfield
and the body of a lion.
A Republican stops at
the city gate
where she asks him
a question—
Are
you an honest man?
He gives the wrong answer,
is ripped to pieces,
and thrown into the sea.
Serves me right:
that’s what you get
when you eat
smoked oysters
and drink red wine
at bedtime.
Now send in
another Republican.
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