Wednesday, March 12, 2014

I love Jesus, but I drink a little



“I love Jesus, but I drink a little”
                                                --Gladys Hardy         
Margarie was a good Christian woman,
but she loved Seagram’s gin
almost as much as she
loved Jesus—
Almost.

She had her daily
devotion  with
a little tonic water
and two ice cubes.

Now don’t get me wrong—
she was a good Christian woman,
but she didn’t like colored people.
Why?
She didn’t know, but
Her Daddy, Big Jim,
hated them, too.

Margarie was a good Christian
woman. Just ask Reverend Sikes,
or  John Deare
who lived on Maple Street.

They both said she
“was a good woman.”

When Margarie died
the whole town
turned out.

On her tombstone
was writ in big
letters:
Margarie Johnson:1924-1992
Good Mother
Good Wife.
David Cooper 9/18/13