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I love Jesus, but I drink a little
“I love Jesus, but I drink a little”
--Gladys
Hardy
Margarie
was a good Christian woman,
but
she loved Seagram’s gin
almost
as much as she
loved
Jesus—
Almost.
She
had her daily
devotion with
a
little tonic water
and
two ice cubes.
Now
don’t get me wrong—
she
was a good Christian woman,
but
she didn’t like colored people.
Why?
She
didn’t know, but
Her
Daddy, Big Jim,
hated
them, too.
Margarie
was a good Christian
woman.
Just ask Reverend Sikes,
or
John Deare
who
lived on Maple Street.
They
both said she
“was
a good woman.”
When
Margarie died
the
whole town
turned
out.
On
her tombstone
was
writ in big
letters:
Margarie
Johnson:1924-1992
Good Mother
Good Wife.
David
Cooper 9/18/13
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